Part 1: Cycling the Canadian Gulf Islands - Day 3.

Offered the relative luxury of being able to plan to sleep in line with an 8:30am breakfast, my brain inexplicably decided to wake me at 3:30am after 5 hours sleep and stubbornly refuse to disengage and return to a more restful state. Different time zones, nervous energy, the ignominy of sleeping in the 'Lavender' room, who knows.

After 2 hours of fighting to get to sleep again (very counterintuitive) I decided to give up, get up and get out (side that is).

As I stepped through the back (or front?) door of the Inn into the outside chill, not a stone's lob from me a deer looked up from it's grazing and stared. Wow - a deer, a real live deer! Sneaking back thru' whence I'd come, I scurried back to my room, grabbed my camera and set out to stalk and photograph this mythological creature!

It was still pre-dawn dark outside, and whilst I could see well enough, my little digital cams flash couldn't throw enough light far enough to illuminate the critter. Frustratingly, all that showed up in the reviewed pics was a glowing set of eyes - try explaining that to people back home as a deer: they'd laugh me out of the place! 30 mins later and with nothing to show for it apart from some wet footwear courtesy of trailing thru' damp brush, I gave up on the deer (it huffed at me and ran off after attempting to graze without peace for that time).

Still, a deer: I'd seen one in the flesh! I proudly wandered down to the paddocks in front of the inn to check out the horses I could see - maybe I could entice them to the fence for a pat. They stared at me as I approached but had already decided as I wasn't carrying anything edible I was of no interest. So I stood looking at them for a while, peaceful in the morning light. A goose, honking mid-flight, commenced a landing run, sweeping across from my left and slowly descending toward a field to my right - a field filled with about 50 million deer! There was so many that if I had thrown my camera in the field it would have hit at least half of them.

Clearly, whilst I exaggerate, I quickly came to the realisation that deer (scientific name Canadus Rabbitus) are not that uncommon in the CGIs, indeed all of the Canada I saw. Nevertheless, I continued to photograph them whenever I saw them, as the following pic attests:



After the crushing realisation that deer are plentiful, I sucked it up, made my way inside for breakfast and told no-one of my stupidity!

Following the food, usual route trip stuff, etc etc, I decided that today I would tempt fate and again ride with no route guide. No problem - just follow. Of course, this tactic is only useful when there is someone to follow. If you pass them all then... So, naturally enough I missed the turn off to the rd which took us to our planned destination at the end of Galliano, and continued on another 13kms to another end of the island. I'd gotten carried away on the riding (which was nicely undulating) and only noticed when the sea, which should have been on my right, started appearing via glimpses thru' the trees on my left! Hmmm - time to turn around. Well it was anyway coz I ran out of road!

So, a frantic pedal back 13kms to the correct turnoff, which turned out to be a rather steep, long rise called, innocuously, Vineyard Way. It should have been called Vineyard bastard road-to-hell steep Way. Things got steep very quickly - it helps if you actually change to your lower front ring! OK, can't do that without stopping now so zig-zag up it. As soon as I started this, the only two cars I'd seen all day came down the curve around the hill! Bleh - for the first and last time on the tour I walked the sucker the rest of the way. Oh shame!

Back on course but running late, I arrived at the right side and end of the island just in time to take the briefest glimpse of a nice little beach etc before all else who remained (refreshed after their nice rest) climbed on their bikes and headed back to the lunch spot. So, rather then get lost again, I went along. The final 1km of the track to the beach and back was rough, and my rear derailleur was clunking, but a little handlebar adjustment action got it back on song. Off to lunch!

Redeeming myself (in my own eyes at least) I raced back to lunch and actually arrived at the correct locale - a lovely little spot called 'Lover's Leap': a sheer, high cliff face from which I'm assuming lovers plunged to show their mad infatuation for each other. Here's the view (minus lovers - they are piled up dead at the bottom):



After another delightful lunch with a killer view, it was back to cycling and exploring. Deciding not to repeat my earlier mistake I stuck with Harvey and Tina, of which I am very glad, as they were two of the nicest people you could hope to meet: Tina an absolute sweety, bubbly and up, and Harvey funny (dry Aussie humour funny) and down-to-earth, and both kind and so friendly.

Visited various spots along Galliano's shores, including a lovely little bay named Retreat Cove, which had it's own cute island and quirky little sandstone caves shaped by wave action. Here's me standing in said cave looking like a moron (it's obligatory on hols) - I forced Tina to take this photo:



The days cycling was about 66 km, although I did a bit more (92km in fact) due to my inadvertent tours-on-the-side, the last of which occurred on the way back to our lodgings when I kept going down a lovely long decline, past the Inn, and back to the ferry terminal!

A well deserved hot shower followed by another excellent meal and great interaction (sat with Ric again although etiquette sort of dictates you move about, and had another great chat, and Scott showed himself to be a comedy genius with his tales and general anecdotes) was at the end of another eventful day. In all honesty I missed a lot of what Galliano offered that day as I cycled a bit more than required, but no regrets: the roads were good and the feeling wonderful, which is what cycling is all about.

Day 4 coming: an early morning hike, a view, a new island, a great ride and a fabulous Resort!

Part 1: Cycling the Canadian Gulf Islands - Day 2.

Breakfast at 7am! - this was meant to be a holiday!

OK, day two didn't start well (I am a notoriously late sleeper - not recommended for a cycling tour), but I'd have to get used to it. After a lovely breakfast at the Laurel Point Inn - I was sorry to see the back of that place, what a bathroom! - we gathered for the day two prep talk, gear check and prep, and route description.

Ahead was a 42km ride to Buchart Gardens along the scenic East coast of Vancouver Island. It guaranteed to be a lovely ride with a perfect clear blue sky and crisp but warming temp. Once again, I blatantly refused the use of my route guide and determined to follow anyone who looked like they knew what they were doing. This was a sound strategy.

Well at least it was until within 2 kms I'd flatted a front tire and was left stranded! Bleh! Happily, my backpack revealed tubes aplenty and the kindly Bob stopped and offered me the use of his pump (I wasn't carrying mine - it was the thrill of danger I was chasing!) With a top-up from the van's pump, which had pulled up (the van, not it's pump!) and with guide Marty now in tow - man I towed that guy everywhere :P - the road along rolling, smooth and gloriously scenic suburban roads continued.

Millionaires are like locusts around here; if the house isn't worth a million the view is, as per below:



Forgive the slight detour into degradation, but Marty and I vowed to take up running along here - the sheer number of spectacular ladies jogging this route was mind-numbing. I do believe our average bike speed dropped below about 5km/h!

I will say that on tour we also had a gorgeous and lovely young lady - Meagan, who was completing the tour with her dad Tom. Meagan, a yoga teacher, seemed to be enjoying the ride and I rode along with her for a while, but didn't say much as I'm not well versed on what old farts like myself say to lovely young ladies. I mostly just rode in front, in the process very likely making her wonder "what the hell is this old fart doing riding in front of me"?

After a gorgeous ride, we arrived for lunch at the world famous Buchart Gardens. All I can say is google it, coz I'm not into gardens, gardening or dirt! What I saw from the lunch area as I ate a hearty meal looked nice tho'! Some group members lined up but the lines were long and time was short.

This lunch was like all others on the tours - well organised, delicious, and with a great mix of foods comprising all the groups: vegetables and salad, meats, breads and carbos and the obligatory stuff-that-is-normally-bad for you: chips, m@ms, chocolate covered raisins and nuts, fat cooked into food-like shapes, mercury (well, maybe not the last one, but you get the picture). I soon learned that a balance of the former 'good' foods and the latter 'bad' foods was essential, both for peak operating performance, and to dissuade my body of the notion that it was was going to have any chance of losing weight on tour!

After lunch, an optional ride of 19km to the ferry terminal at Swartz Bay for our transport to the next island and our digs for the night. I wanted to ride - my bike didn't. Another flat, this time under cover of the bike rack! A pinched tube was the immediate suspicion but nope - a failure on the tube seam.

Post-repair and feeling decidedly less confident about the tube situation, Marty, Bob and myself nevertheless decided to hammer out the 19kms optional ride and got a nice train going at 30km/h+ along the 'undulating' terrain. This term would later come to be viewed with deserved suspicion, as the guides' use of it described just about every type of hill, mountain and valley terrain imaginable. Undulating is code for "don't tell them it's steep!" and under this broad classification, Mt Everest would be 'slightly more undulating'.

Just a side note here - I'm from a particularly flattish piece of earth, so any combination of hill plus my mass of 92kgs conspires to severely decrease my forward motion. I pretty quickly acclimated to climbing on the tour, but at first, these islands were quite 'undulating'!

Bob didn't seem to think so - closer to the ferry where it got a little more undulating he took off like a greyhound: I presume nature was calling! Great bloke and rode the pants off his S @ S equipped (couplings allowing one to separate a frame into two parts for tighter packing) steel frame. Marty hung with me as he wanted to watch me suffer as I dragged him up hills!

After a short wait for all of us to gather and the arrival of the ferry, it was all aboard and onto the next island: Galliano, and our accommodation for the next two nights, lovely Woodstone Country Inn (I have the pic to prove it!).



A short blat (4km) up a steepish rise and we were there! More on the Inn later. We were all allocated rooms: the rooms were all identified via names of flowers/floral bushes - I got Lavender! My nationality again was causing me pain - it was a plot!

One magnificent dinner and a lot of great conversation later, lots of laughs and I personally having a great chat with Ric - the second of our guides and a friendly, smart and altogether champ of a guy who I clicked with straight up - it was off to the sack with dreams of flat tyres, flower-named rooms and good company in my head. And bonus - breakfast not until 8:30 the next morning! The holiday had begun!